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Operation Failstorm


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Oh god Hornet you bloody legend.



LoL I vote we add this to AJ's Archives LoL
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I had more fun reading this than the fic it was based out of. :lol:
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Hornet i love this
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Operation Failstorm
Auguast 13th, 2012

In Osea, two years after HAWX invaded Ace Combat's

Strangereal...

1200Hrs, Osean Federation, Vincent Harling

"People of Osea, lend me your rears! The enemy, Yuktobania,

who we are no longer at war with and haven't been for

roughly two years and also somehow infiltrated our homeland

and took our cities, is about to be dealt a great blow!" He

says as he stands.

"Please support your troops in the massive counter-attack

that formed in the matter of seconds as such a long time

passed since I last spoke to you all."

The pilots saluted, including the legendary Razgriz Angels

Squadron, who have killed over a million enemies in their

short existance. The base commander tells everyone to go to

the room.

"So we're attacking these Yukes. The ground forces will get

there in 5 minutes, but it will take us 20 to get there from

the same starting location. Got it?"

The pilots nod and start telling one another how much they

love each other, since when you're about to die you say you

love everyone.

"John I love you!" George says.

"Uhm...get away from me."

"I love everyone!" Angel 4 says.

"Hey! D.A.D.T.!"

"We'll be fine up there, right?" Nicole asks.

" We're an ace squadron, we won't end up like the other ace

squadrons that have lost before!" Ryan proclaims.


1500Hrs, Banana City, Osea

The pilots took off in a second flat, leveling out at angels

7. There are 5,000 pilots stationed at Artemis, and most

were done training.


"Are the pilots ok?"

"Sure!"

The pilots all formed up and dispersed again, only to reform

again in another formation behind the lead plane, who then

told them to disperse again into their squadron formations.

After 20 minutes, while the ground forces moved at mach 60

and got there in 5, the planes got in range of the city.

"Look fireworks!"

'This is badger 2, roger that!"

"This is White Angel 5, you guys got your lunchboxes?"

"Bear 1, roger that, engaging! My pilots will be fine,

thanks for asking!"

"I didn't say..."

The planes, starting to fly, maneuvered.

"You have one on your tail, Bear 1!"

The squadrons once again dispersed and started fighting.

Bear 4 was got hit with a missile after another missed. He

died in the air.

"Hey bear 1 is down!"

"Cool!" replied Angels 3, 4, and 5.

The Osean ground forces ate food, and then battled the

Yukes. They then threw their trash away afterwards.

"What are we doing?" Angel 5 asks.

"Making paper airplanes," replies Angel 1.


1900Hrs, Osean Airspace, Banana City

The Osean Pilots are killed; almost all of the 5000 are

killed. Only 4,999 are alive. After a quick snack the Oseans

finish the yuke defenses and tell them to stop working.

"Oh my gosh, I'm on TV!" shouted a Yuke Commander.
"We need help!"

'Roger that, Ghostbusters are here to save the day. Ghost 1

out."

The fighters moved closer.

"All Allies, this is the AWACS. We have enemy planes coming

in."

"Roger, tell me exactly who and what since you know that."

"Roger...its Ghost Squadron!?!?!?!?!"

"Oh no!"

"We're so WTFPWNED..."

"Don't worry we'll be fine. We're, like, Aces duh."

The AWACS says they can engage.

"Roger that! Engaging!"
"Roger that! Engaging!"
"Roger that! Engaging!"
"Roger that! Engaging!"
"Roger that! Engaging!"
"Roger that! Engaging!"
"Who the hell is engaging who?"
"I want pizza!"
"CHECkMATE I WIN!"

"This is Ghost 1, engaging!"
"Yuktobania, F-CK-1 yeah!"
"Eat some pie!'

The two squadrons clash, and bullets and stuff hit planes.

"Ow my plane!"

"Oh crap, look out, enemy missiles!'

Nicole is hit after dodging one. She parachutes directly

into the Osean forces who help her and give her candy.

"This is Angel 4, I've got him!"

He pulls of a maneuver, and gets behind the enemy plane. He

shoots him with missiles.

"That got him!"

"Wow what an awesome maneuver! What was it?"
"Uhm, I don't know."

The Angel Squadron Outmaneuvers the enemy.

"Crazy maneuvers, woah!"

"These guys are ACES!"
All the enemies are downed except one.

"Well, I could live and bug out to see another day, or I

could just crash my plane with myself still inside into the

ocean...I'm going to crash my plane with myself still inside

into the ocean."

He crashes and dies, but before he says," Doggy, forgive

me!"


The planes form up, nearly everyone is dead with only 4,998

pilots remaining.

"Good job, mission done!"

"Where's Nicole?"
"Oh she got shot down and ate a sandwich," Albert replies as

he himself treats himself with a delicious tuna sandwich.



Wow.



It's like he doesn't know...



It's like Ray Charles criticizing a painting



I barely knew who was talking....sheesh.



I honestly can't bring myself to make a cruel remark about this. It'd be like kicking a puppy. An ugly puppy, with a gimp leg.



Every F-CK-1ing person I quoted put a smile on my face. My thanks to you, select few.

Hornet, you are full of awesome, as for EAF, you make me dissapoint.
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Edited by Luftwaffe Phoenix, 25 August 2010 - 07:31 PM.

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This was just epic. FAILSTORM FTW!
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"Roger that! Engaging!"
"Roger that! Engaging!"
"Roger that! Engaging!"
"Roger that! Engaging!"
"Roger that! Engaging!"
"Roger that! Engaging!"
"Who the hell is engaging who?"
"I want pizza!"
"CHECkMATE I WIN!"


The two squadrons clash, and bullets and stuff hit planes.


Both great parts, but my favorite one, for obvous reasons... :3

Nicole is hit after dodging one. She parachutes directly

into the Osean forces who help her and give her candy.

(-a little bit later-)

"Where's Nicole?"
"Oh she got shot down and ate a sandwich," Albert replies as

he himself treats himself with a delicious tuna sandwich.


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yay HMD posted :3
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yay HMD posted :3


:lol: Of course I posted! What with you all peer-pressuring me in the cbox? How could I not? But seriously, great job. :wub:
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:lol: Of course I posted! What with you all peer-pressuring me in the cbox? How could I not? But seriously, great job. :wub:



You have a point, good miss =P and ty :3
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You have a point, good miss =P and ty :3



Lol this was so hilarious, its better than the one its based off. "THIS IS ANGEL 5, DO U HAS UR LUNCHBOX?"

Hornet and OP Failstorm FOR TEH WIN!
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A bump for the newer generation of ACS.


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