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Operation Failstorm


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Operation Failstorm
Auguast 13th, 2012

In Osea, two years after HAWX invaded Ace Combat's

Strangereal...

1200Hrs, Osean Federation, Vincent Harling

"People of Osea, lend me your rears! The enemy, Yuktobania,

who we are no longer at war with and haven't been for

roughly two years and also somehow infiltrated our homeland

and took our cities, is about to be dealt a great blow!" He

says as he stands.

"Please support your troops in the massive counter-attack

that formed in the matter of seconds as such a long time

passed since I last spoke to you all."

The pilots saluted, including the legendary Razgriz Angels

Squadron, who have killed over a million enemies in their

short existance. The base commander tells everyone to go to

the room.

"So we're attacking these Yukes. The ground forces will get

there in 5 minutes, but it will take us 20 to get there from

the same starting location. Got it?"

The pilots nod and start telling one another how much they

love each other, since when you're about to die you say you

love everyone.

"John I love you!" George says.

"Uhm...get away from me."

"I love everyone!" Angel 4 says.

"Hey! D.A.D.T.!"

"We'll be fine up there, right?" Nicole asks.

" We're an ace squadron, we won't end up like the other ace

squadrons that have lost before!" Ryan proclaims.


1500Hrs, Banana City, Osea

The pilots took off in a second flat, leveling out at angels

7. There are 5,000 pilots stationed at Artemis, and most

were done training.


"Are the pilots ok?"

"Sure!"

The pilots all formed up and dispersed again, only to reform

again in another formation behind the lead plane, who then

told them to disperse again into their squadron formations.

After 20 minutes, while the ground forces moved at mach 60

and got there in 5, the planes got in range of the city.

"Look fireworks!"

'This is badger 2, roger that!"

"This is White Angel 5, you guys got your lunchboxes?"

"Bear 1, roger that, engaging! My pilots will be fine,

thanks for asking!"

"I didn't say..."

The planes, starting to fly, maneuvered.

"You have one on your tail, Bear 1!"

The squadrons once again dispersed and started fighting.

Bear 4 was got hit with a missile after another missed. He

died in the air.

"Hey bear 1 is down!"

"Cool!" replied Angels 3, 4, and 5.

The Osean ground forces ate food, and then battled the

Yukes. They then threw their trash away afterwards.

"What are we doing?" Angel 5 asks.

"Making paper airplanes," replies Angel 1.


1900Hrs, Osean Airspace, Banana City

The Osean Pilots are killed; almost all of the 5000 are

killed. Only 4,999 are alive. After a quick snack the Oseans

finish the yuke defenses and tell them to stop working.

"Oh my gosh, I'm on TV!" shouted a Yuke Commander.
"We need help!"

'Roger that, Ghostbusters are here to save the day. Ghost 1

out."

The fighters moved closer.

"All Allies, this is the AWACS. We have enemy planes coming

in."

"Roger, tell me exactly who and what since you know that."

"Roger...its Ghost Squadron!?!?!?!?!"

"Oh no!"

"We're so WTFPWNED..."

"Don't worry we'll be fine. We're, like, Aces duh."

The AWACS says they can engage.

"Roger that! Engaging!"
"Roger that! Engaging!"
"Roger that! Engaging!"
"Roger that! Engaging!"
"Roger that! Engaging!"
"Roger that! Engaging!"
"Who the hell is engaging who?"
"I want pizza!"
"CHECkMATE I WIN!"

"This is Ghost 1, engaging!"
"Yuktobania, F-CK-1 yeah!"
"Eat some pie!'

The two squadrons clash, and bullets and stuff hit planes.

"Ow my plane!"

"Oh crap, look out, enemy missiles!'

Nicole is hit after dodging one. She parachutes directly

into the Osean forces who help her and give her candy.

"This is Angel 4, I've got him!"

He pulls of a maneuver, and gets behind the enemy plane. He

shoots him with missiles.

"That got him!"

"Wow what an awesome maneuver! What was it?"
"Uhm, I don't know."

The Angel Squadron Outmaneuvers the enemy.

"Crazy maneuvers, woah!"

"These guys are ACES!"
All the enemies are downed except one.

"Well, I could live and bug out to see another day, or I

could just crash my plane with myself still inside into the

ocean...I'm going to crash my plane with myself still inside

into the ocean."

He crashes and dies, but before he says," Doggy, forgive

me!"


The planes form up, nearly everyone is dead with only 4,998

pilots remaining.

"Good job, mission done!"

"Where's Nicole?"
"Oh she got shot down and ate a sandwich," Albert replies as

he himself treats himself with a delicious tuna sandwich.
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You a internet god sir. I laughed so fraking hard at this.

Edited by acepilot87, 22 February 2011 - 04:42 PM.

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There are so many fantastic lines in this, I can't even list them all. Some of my favorites, though, are:

"The two squadrons clash, and bullets and stuff hit planes."

"who have killed over a million enemies in their short existance."

"The Osean Pilots are killed; almost all of the 5000 are killed. Only 4,999 are alive. After a quick snack the Oseans finish the yuke defenses and tell them to stop working."

All in all, great work here :D
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10/10 would read again.
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A funny read; I approve good sir.
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Huzza... that is all, at ease
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Ouch. Gee, I wonder what story you're making fun of here? :(
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This reminds me of Wings of Retardation.
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This reminds me of Wings of Retardation.



thats exactly what I was going for LoL
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This reminds me of Wings of Retardation.



Lol, this is Funny, but if this is a remake of mine..then...you know what. Fine. It was funny and enjoyable, to be honest.
Dont like bad remakes of mine, but I just lol'd.
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What about GOOD remakes?
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What about GOOD remakes?



This is a Good Remake which is funny, but somehow, the title is offensive. But trust me, this is perfect.

Suggestions: Be specific, I have no idea whos talking and whos not during the battle.

Edited by EAF-01 Strigon, 25 August 2010 - 03:36 PM.

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Lol, this is Funny, but if this is a remake of mine..then...you know what. Fine. It was funny and enjoyable, to be honest.
Dont like bad remakes of mine, but I just lol'd.



Think of it this way :( Not many fics even get a funny remake... yours was worth it though ^.^
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It isn't offensive, it's a completely unique title. I guarantee you there's no other fanfic with that title.

Edited by Grabacr_Leader, 25 August 2010 - 03:37 PM.

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Suggestions: Be specific, I have no idea whos talking and whos not during the battle.



Wow.



It's like he doesn't know...
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Wow.



It's like he doesn't know...


It's like Ray Charles criticizing a painting
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It's like Ray Charles criticizing a painting



I barely knew who was talking....sheesh.
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I honestly can't bring myself to make a cruel remark about this. It'd be like kicking a puppy. An ugly puppy, with a gimp leg.
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Oh god Hornet you bloody legend.
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