Reproduction via programming:
Man on Man = Syntax Error and Runtime Error: Object Required
Woman on Woman = Runtime Error: Object Required
Man on Woman or Vice Versa = Run
Homosexual on Tomboy = ??!

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(Creds go to Anna for this )

If your reading this I can safely assume you have no better thing to do then view my profile at this moment, yes?
I mean this is one empty place to be honest.. sure is lonely around here.

Though to make things at least a bit interesting let me do a little biography.. Hi, the name's Victor Mike Actual, just call me Victor or VMA.. everybody else does.. Anyway, I'm just you're regular old 14 year old bastard that knows too much for my own sake. The only feelings I feel are excitement, sadness, loneliness, joy, and one other feeling which is basically every other unenumerated feeling that I call weird.

I was born in a bad place, not a bad place in terms of environmental conditions (we only get scorching heat and floods anyway) but because that almost everything (and almost everyone) is trying to kill you, heck I've had a few close calls with death before. From a potentially fatal disease to a car accident that happened way back when I couldn't remember, though most of the time it's a bomb, of all shapes and sizes too, from your good old hand grenade to a 75mm High-explosive shell (a dud one, though) I've seen and heard them all ('cept for C4.. but that's another story) specially that one time where we a mortar blew up behind a Cathedral I went to around a year ago and because of that I think I AM BULLETPROOF!

Currently I'm a 3rd Year High School student (Mind you we don't have middle-school) that needs to get a direction to go to for the rest of my life
while I try figuring that out I'm busy wasting away what's left of my youth playing all manner of games, I like playing either Strategy Games, First Person Shooters, and the occasional Role-Playing Game. I really enjoy Company of Heroes, Dawn of War I and II, Homeworld, Left 4 Dead 1/2, Civilizations III and IV, Starcraft 2 Beta (though it's closed for now ), Call of Dutys 1,2, 4 and Modern Warfare 2, Borderlands, IL-2 Sturmovik 1946, Far Cry 2, Tom Clancy's HAWX and last but certainly not least: Ace Combat.


Now onto my Ace Combat life, it started way back when I was around 5-6 years old, when my bro got me this here creaky old contraption called a PS1 he bought somewhere with a bunch of games to boot. One of these was Ace Combat 2 and 3, at first I had a hard time just keeping my flyer in the air but after a lot of practice (and a hundred or so crashes later) and just because I liked fighter planes in general I managed to beat both of them on their highest difficulties.. though that phase of happiness was cut short after just 3 years because my Ace Combat 3 Disc broke and my PS1 suddenly burst into flames as I was playing .

I just put that part of my brain in Stasis until I managed to get a PSP and picked up Ace Combat X: Skies of Deception to put it lightly I had a bit of nostalgia and a short BSOD, though at least this time I managed to keep my plane in the air 13 times out of 15 and didn't was a ton of missiles like I did way back then, then I searched for "Ace Combat Forum" on Google, which brought me here, made an account and never left.

You could say I have no life, but then again I couldn't care much less..

Kudos to Dan< and Assassin of http://www.gamesforum.com for the (old) awesome signature they made for me.

Best Troll of 2010 (at least so far) <-Dead link now.. unfortunately.

This is my old signature.. I'd still use it if it weren't for the fact that I play more Company of Heroes then Modern Warfare 2 now.


You sayJustin Bieber-I say Underoath
You say Miley Cyrus-I say Avenged Sevenfold
You say T-Pain-I say Lamb Of God
You say Kanye-I say Metallica
You say Pink-I say Suicide Silence
You say Lady Gaga-I say Linkin Park
You say Hip Hop-I say ROCK
You say Pop-I say METAL
You say hanah montana-I say Flyleaf
92% of teenagers have turned to Hip Hop and Pop.If you are part of the 8% that still listen to real music, speak out. DONT LET ROCK DIE OR I STAB A WHALING SPEAR INTO YOUR BACKSIDE SO DEEP YOU'LL BE COUGHING IT OUT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE! UNDERSTAND?! GOOD!

For evil to triumph, it is efficient that good men and women shall do nothing! -Miriam Defensor Santiago.

Now for the great pantheon of great quotes!