In Shorebirds, I went out in Free Mission with a YA-10B, caught up to the SR-71 and a second after Bartlett said "You're forbidden to fire until I give permission, understand?", I [deliberately] dropped a FAEB on it, blowing it away in one shot! HAHAHA!

Whoa, I guess that someone wasn't happy afterwards!

Well, the funniest thing I've done, well, not exactly funny, is that whenever Bartlett say at the beginning something about following him or whatever, I'm already on the chase to get behind the Blackbird.

Bartlett: Hey Kid, can you hear my voice?
<<NO>>Bartlett: That means you can hear me!

(You can't respond if you can't hear him).

My funniest was in Desert Lightning, an F-15E was tailing me and another was tailing behind that one. The farthest one prepared to fire, and just a second before it did, i banked up. The missile he fire impacted the other. It was pretty funny.

Whoa, your sig is freaky, Ace of Aces. That guy has been playing too much videogames. His pupils arent even the same size, his braces are mismatched. Wow.

That one's always funny to hear lol, I've shot at the truck in Reprisal and damaged it before, I think I'll try to actually destroy it and see what happens (of course it's prettty obvious what will happen).

You fail.


DO YOU LIKE MY FAT GOLD FISHY AVATAR?!

Desert Arrow. I fired a XLAA on a Tornado or F-15E and right after I thought: "Damn, that's really gonna hit." (didn't expect that, for it was ACE difficulty), a F-16B60 came from the downer left corner, crashed into the missle and blew up in an instant.
I didn't laugh, in fact I didn't react (some kind of shock), but I had to chase the original target after that, what pissed my off a little.

I did that thing flying inverted over the Blackbird in Shorebirds, then I blew it to hell...

And I also did what -23 said, chasing it before you fly towards...

oh oh just remembered one, on Mission 3 "Narrow Margin", I see how close I can get to Swordsmen and try to fly in formation with him lol, his moves are so random...

Well, my friend was beating Aces on Ace mode, and when he was flying really fast in the tunnel to try and impress me, I hit the left thumbstick forward and watched him crash. It was the funniest trick I've EVER done on Ace Combat.. Of course, that was before he chased me outside and turned the sprinklers on when I was standing on his lawn..

LoL, I would've loved to have seen look on his face when you did that!

One time I was going through the tunnel and I had made to the very end and passed the second to last shutter and i thought "nice, I'm in the clearing" and when the last shutter was coming down I flew into the floor . This was when I was trying to get the last hangar for the Falken too. After that little mistake I never relaxed anymore until I completely finished, until it became pretty easy to get past .

I destroyed the four B2's with FAEB's in white bird pt I, and on the same mission in a F-16, I destroyed cruise missiles with UGB's. I wish I could see the enemies face.
"1 million pound cruise missile away." "2,000 pound UGB away." Bang. Fire again. Bang. Fire again, Bang.

Either you must be damn accurate, or you fly like a madman straight at the missiles to release the bombs.

I managed to down the B-1Bs in First Flight with FAEBs, but I can't be arsed to try out White Bird I, the YA-10B is too shitty for that mission.


"Wardog, I told you to terminate your attack!! Why did you shoot down the recon plane?"
"Aww, man!"

"You did not have permission to sink that ship!!!! Didn't you hear the briefing?!?"

I'm just totally insane. And I judge the angles at which I'm firing, the speed I'm at, the speed of the missiles, and what direction the enemy are moving at.

Yep, that ones also awesome.

Mobius1, is your sig over limit. You'll have to make the height 150 pixels, and you are past that by 450 pixels!

Yeah, funny, but I agree with 23, you should get that sig smaller, before the mods come! Look out there are mods about!

I always do that.

Not really funny but...
I shot at 1 plane, but their wingman took the shot & both went down.

A funny death I can remeber is on Wht Bd pt1
I fly after a missile after destroying a B-2. I destroy it, but almost fly into the Mass driver, since it was like 3 feet away from it & I was 60 feet away from it. I fly in between the supporting coloums & fly striaght into an enemy missile. But in death I fired a missile at the B*stard & shot down the damaged plane & saw as he hits the mass driver shortly afterwards as I explode.
TAKE THAT B*TCH!!!

EDIT:
I forgot to say, has anyone destroyed that truck on resprial?

I have gone so far as damaging it on so its on red.
I once killed Hamilton in Aces using guns but as i destroyed him his plane was still there flying coz you cant actually kill him.

I think I have - that was such a long time ago and if I did, it was probably with guns. I'd remember if I did it by bombing it, since that's mostly what I tried to use on it.

Anyways, I'm not sure if anyone else thinks that THIS is funny, but I do...